Travels and Titters

So I wake up this morning and  check my e-mails like I normally do while waiting for the coffee to perk.  (Course these new fangled coffee makers don't really perk anymore.  I really wish I had an old fashioned stove top coffee percolator.)  One of the things waiting in my inbox was this very funny letter from my Mother-in-law who I proudly call "Mom" or even "Ma."  I have heard and seen all of the funnies below before, but never in one spot so I decided to post it here so that everyone could have a giggle.  I make no claims to the content or to its originality.  It is just supposed to be funny.  (FYI I added the pics for embellishment.)  Read on, MacDuff!

 Oh the places I've been and the things I have seen!

First thing we do is steal all the bacon!

 I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

It is time for your surgery!

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there. I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

Swear that spider growled at me!

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, but I don't remember what country I was visiting. They tell me it’s an age thing and it is very wet and damp there.

PLEASE DO YOUR PART!

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by remembering to send this e-mail to at least one unstable person.

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.

So laugh insanely, love truly and forgive quickly! Well that forgiveness part is up to you!!!

From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine!JJ