I gots Coffee in my pants!

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/video/caffeine-laced-pants-weight-loss-13676961

Okay I am the first to cheer the wonders of caffeine, coffee especially. It lowers your blood pressure, lowers your blood sugar and even helps prevent cancer. I think the drying and cooking of the mighty bean is one of the greatest discoveries since the slicing of the bread. But there have to be limits to even the mighty bean's powers and I am sorry but coffee in your clothing does not help you lose weight.

The company Lytess claims that their caffeine laced undergarments help slim you down and help you lose weight because the caffeine in the cloth "stimulates" your metabolism and helps you burn calories. If that doesn't sound more than a little unbelievable to you, then I gots a bridge in Brooklyn and some ocean front property in Arizona I will sell you on the cheap.

All the experts who have studied this product agree that Caffeine, when INGESTED, works wonders for the system. Entire books have been written about the subject and pretty much all of them agree that drinking tea or coffee on a regular basis is a great way to keep healthy along with regular exercise and healthy diet. You don't need some gimmick to get the benefits. All you have to do is have a cuppa in the morning. When all is said and done, drink your coffee, don't wear it.